Probably the funniest thing I've seen on the internet in awhile

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 06/10/2020 at 14:20 • Filed to: None

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Tom, you’re a ray of sunshine in my week.

Also guy could be Audioslave fan they aren’t as political as RAtM

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 14:24

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Rage could pick a winning political faction. EZLN still hasn't conquered Mexico.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 14:28

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CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/10/2020 at 14:32

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Lol ... that guy. 

AestheticsInMotion > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 14:32

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Still doesn't beat this one  https://www.google.com/amp/s/fox4kc.com/news/rage-against-the-machine-guitarist-tom-morello-instantly-shuts-down-instagram-critic/amp/

CalzoneGolem > AestheticsInMotion 06/10/2020 at 14:37

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That’s a classic!

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 06/10/2020 at 14:39

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I feel like that’s more Zack than the rest of Rage

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 14:43

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One bad apple makes them all bad apples.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 14:47

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I couldn’t understand half of what they were saying in their songs either, but at least I got the hint.

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 06/10/2020 at 14:48

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CalzoneGolem > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 06/10/2020 at 14:49

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It’s right there in the name.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/10/2020 at 14:51

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Why redact the name of Oppo’s resident COVID-19 expert?

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 14:54

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Exactly.

And what Teenager can’t get behind the message: “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me ”?

The whole forces/crosses one was pretty clearly spoken too. Hard to misjudge  where they stood on that one. Or so I would have thought.

Just Jeepin' > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 14:59

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Best reply:

CalzoneGolem > Just Jeepin' 06/10/2020 at 15:01

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*dishwasher beeps to note  end of cycle*

Fuck you dishwasher, I won’t do what you tell me!

Sovande > Dead_Elvis, Inc. 06/10/2020 at 15:14

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ZING!

Brickman > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 15:27

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I curse out my washing machine.

WM: beep da beep beep

me: just a minute!

WM:beep da beep beep

me: I am eating lunch you bastard!

WM:beep da beep beep

me: go fuck yourself!

WM: ...

me: ok time to put the clothes in the dryer.

CalzoneGolem > Brickman 06/10/2020 at 15:28

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I’ve often yelled at computers ...

ranwhenparked > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 15:37

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I always thought they were just against kitchen trash compactors, always found those things more annoying than they’re worth. 

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 15:58

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Is this [POLITICS]?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 17:25

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He’s just been dunking on idiots all day

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 06/10/2020 at 19:37

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That’s from December 2017.

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 21:31

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My wife tells at the refrigerator every time it beeps to tell her she's left it open for more than a minute.

i86hotdogs > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 21:33

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between this and the Nascar Truck driver saying he wont be running next year because of the flag ban, it’s been quite the week on twitter

CalzoneGolem > i86hotdogs 06/10/2020 at 21:49

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That's pretty reasonable. Hope dudeguy gets to race somewhere else.

CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher 06/10/2020 at 21:50

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Uppity fridge.

CalzoneGolem > ranwhenparked 06/10/2020 at 21:52

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They aren't great for your plumbing either

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 06/10/2020 at 22:05

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Exactly!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > ranwhenparked 06/10/2020 at 22:06

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never understood the appeal. My aunt and uncle had them and yeah it will reduce trips, but now the bag rips due to weight, and still doesn’t hide the smell. And even 20 years ago I recall they were $ 80 0 which I thought was crazy. 

ranwhenparked > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 06/10/2020 at 22:09

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Yep, that’s my experience. Always seemed like a good idea looking for a solution, but they seemed to be in every moderately high end kitchen in the ‘70s and ‘80s. After awhile, I think most of them got turned into extra storage, or a concealed  receptacle for the recycling bin.

Tristan > CalzoneGolem 06/11/2020 at 01:42

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RATM is just Limp Bizkit for Communists.

CalzoneGolem > Tristan 06/11/2020 at 07:21

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